Roll up, Roll up!

[kneeshooter]

Do you have more money than sense? If so give some to Gurudev the "Enlightened Master" who is appearing at the NEC in August. For only £108.00 you can get a Diamond ticket for the audience and get a personal blessing.

I suppose we all have to eat..

"Gurudev only has to look at a photo of an individual or speak to them (by phone or in person) to become “AT ONE” with that person and reveal everything about that person and their family. In this way he can diagnose diseases and recommend simple remedies for cure; reveal any other problem or issues facing that person. He is happy to be questioned and challenged on any of his claims and open to suggestions. "

Unfortunately I'm out of town that weekend. Oh well!

Comments

[berrega.livejournal.com]

Oh, you synic you :-)

[marcushill.livejournal.com]

He's useless. I can do that stuff with no photo or direct contact - all I need in order to cure someone of all their diseases is for someone to email me the person's name.

[curlwomble.livejournal.com]

Don't you need the £108 as well?

[sixtine.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure I want everything about me and my family revealed. Perhaps I won't send my photo..

[curlwomble.livejournal.com]

It won't matter if you're away, just email him a photograph. In fact, point him at your portfolio and he can cure everyone of everything!

[kneeshooter]

I dread to think how many £108s that would be...

Skiing btw?

[curlwomble.livejournal.com]

Eep. Skiing. I lost the email. It's still a plan, though... Could you let me know the date again? Sorry.

[kneeshooter]

Resent.

[part-savant.livejournal.com]

Wow.

Is there a guest list?

[purplewizard.livejournal.com]

Guess I can work out his character - that'll be a five point blessing then...

[binidj.livejournal.com]

You mean if I take a character with a 5-point Blessing I'll get something as cool as that? Damn, I'm off to rewrite my stand-by.