Abstract/Call for Papers

Help needed from researchy types - I'm trying to write an abstract for a conference next year. It's not strictly an abstract of a paper as a paper doesn't exist yet - but my collaborators and I think it will be a good topic for a talk (it's about the operational basis for procurement/management decisions rather than documenting research).

Anyone know any "Abstracts for Dummies" websites?

The Chinchilla is dreaming...

She is asleep, but squeaking and attempting to dig through a wooden shelf.

In other news I have two new tyres, a new exhaust and a bigger credit card bill.

Finally the move of Combichrist/Trauma Pet to the Islington Academy is good news. A bigger venue means better lights and potential for parking at my brother's office about 2 min from the Tube station. Huzzah!