Caption Competition

[kneeshooter]

Come on witty chums - captions please...

Oh - and caddyman - Pub, Friday? barrettyman is upferrit.

Comments

[deeteeuk.livejournal.com]

Reporters have found George Bush's military think tank.

[kneeshooter]

Very "Enders Game".

[captainweasel.livejournal.com]

American Scientists reveil the latest developements of the New DARPA Joe 90 project

[kneeshooter]

Good old DARPA. I notice they've canned their "Bet on the King of Jordan carking it" wheeze.

I have the Joe90 theme downloaded, possibily for use at my next Intrusion gig - but I suspect it'll be lost on most of the punters...

[deeteeuk.livejournal.com]

I suspect I'll kneecap you if you try playing it.

[kneeshooter]

Sheesh ;-)

Lucky you missed the Xena theme at the last one then eh!

Which month are you thinking of for us anyway?

[captainweasel.livejournal.com]

the potential for betting wrongness with that scheme was insane... and surely people could see what they were planning by watching the odds?

Are you going to wear heavy black spectacles and walk in a gerry anderson style when playing it?

[kneeshooter]

Are you going to wear heavy black spectacles and walk in a gerry anderson style when playing it?

I do that anyway... apparently I have the personality of a wooden puppet too...

[captainweasel.livejournal.com]

I'm just trying to imagine the episode where they had to load Joe up with DJing skills...

[kneeshooter]

That would be very useful... and musical taste too.

But then I could imagine a lot of people in need of both of those.

[sheepthief.livejournal.com]

If you get bored of Joe 90, which admittedly is pretty fubky, there's always Stingray. I've all the theme tunes MP3'd if you want them.

[kneeshooter]

I have a fair few of the "Barry Gray Orchestra" collection - including Aqua Marina - but not the main theme. When I work out an email address that can take it I'll get in touch - cheers :-)

[yapman.livejournal.com]

Hah! I have it on Vinyl ...

PH33R M3, 4 I 4M 1337!

[sheepthief.livejournal.com]

And the jellyfish is saying, "well it started out as just a small boil on my arse".

[ikkleblacktruck.livejournal.com]

Davros lives!

[boglin.livejournal.com]

Some of the younger entrants in the 2003 Hilda Ogdon look-a-like competition found ingenious ways of creating that bouffant hairnet style...

[cutietrol.livejournal.com]

Bush denies US operating Infant Nuclear Weapons test program.

[kneeshooter]

But is that about testing nuclear weapons on infants, or about testing small and immature nuclear weapons that vomit and shit uncontrollably and can't hold their heads up straight?

Disney

[rebby.livejournal.com]

And disneys latest blockbuster:
Tarzan, queen of the ocean.
A story of a girl child whose plane crashed into the sea.
Brought up by a pack of squid.
Evil Enemy sheer terror the shark
With special like blue whales song:

Look for the plankton sushi, the simple plankton sushi..

And Dolphin's "I wanna be like you"
Now I'm the king of the swimmers, Oh, the ocean VIP, I've reached the top and had to stop, And that's what botherin' me, I wanna be a man, mansquid, And stroll right into town, And be just like the other men,
I'm tired of swimming around!

[caddyman.livejournal.com]

"...and this valve lets the air out."

Should be OK for Friday, but pretty much only for an hour or so...

[kneeshooter]

Cool - will confirm by text etc. and try to find that same pub we went to last time.