Questionnaire

[kneeshooter]

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THE RULES!
1 -- Leave a comment, saying you want to be interviewed.
2 -- I will respond; I'll ask you five questions.
3 -- You'll update your journal with my five questions, and your five answers.
4 -- You'll include this explanation.
5 -- You'll ask other people five questions when they want to be interviewed.

From nyarbaggytep

1 - if you could choose the way people perceived you how would you want them to think of you and why?

I would - and I'd want them not to have to be reminded how smart, cute, debonair and witty I am. Why? It would save me all the trouble of having to work so hard to convince them I'm worth knowing - it's an ego/insecurity thing donchaknow.

2 - why is clearing the dancefloor twice a djing triumph for you?

If it wasn't it might depress me. Plus the fact it shows clearly that my work here is not yet done and further cultural re-education would be of benefit to those people.

3 - what is your favourite way to spend a day by yourself off work?

Skiing. I'd also like to spend a day creating artistic masterpieces in drawing and writing but skiing is more practical.

4 - what would be your ideal pet?

I'm not a huge pet person, at least not in the sense that I have specific "desires" - but I do love rats - maybe a nice non-bitey one which doesn't try and chew a hole in your backside, or bite off a toe for some strange ratty reason.

5 - who would be your ideal dinner party guests (alive or dead) and why?

There could be so many - for these purposes I'll take a generally literary theme and choose some authors I'd be interested in hearing. Tolkein with a baseball bat and David Edditngs; Neal Stephenson and William Gibson; China Mieville and Jeff Noon; plus Tony Benn because I get the impression he'd be a blast.

Comments

This looks interesting

[eddie777.livejournal.com]

Fancy thinking of 5 questions when you have finished cackling from your weekend of triumph (missed the last day - how gutted am I)?

Re: This looks interesting

[kneeshooter]

Ok then...

1. Who is the strangest person you know and why?


2. Who have met is most like you, or would you like to be most like?


3. What book would you most like to have written and why?


4. If music is the food of love, what instrument would you use and why?


5. If eyse are the windows on the soul, what would I see through yours?

Re: This looks interesting

[eddie777.livejournal.com]

Damn fine questions. I'll post on mine.

[pax-draconis.livejournal.com]

Alright, I'll lay myself open to the Patented White Scalpel

Patent Pending

[kneeshooter]

Some of these are a bit extended...

1. How many of the people who you'd expect to want to attend your funeral would you really not want there, and what are their names?


2. Related to the above - do the people you really can't stand know it? If yes - how do you make it clear to them?


3. If you were exhibited in a zoo, what would you write on the sign? What do you think others would most likely write? What would you expect me to write?


4. What is the worst job you would cosider actually taking and sticking at for the long term?


5. What is your target waist for leather trousers, and can you afford it?

[lupercal.livejournal.com]

G'wan then, hit me :)

[kneeshooter]

1. Would you take 2 years of true love, then death; or 30 years of single mediocrity?


2. Which is the best part of a rose - the petals or the thorne?


3. Do you ever fail to forgive? When?


4. Convince me you're goth. Convince me you're not goth.


5. You're on a boat. The sea around you is greeney blue and the waves tipperd with white. Where are you going? Why?

[quondam.livejournal.com]

Can I have some? :)

[kneeshooter]

1. If real-life didn't get in the way, what hairstyle would you have?


2. All around you is obscured by smoke or fog. When it clears where are you?


3. What does responsibility mean to you?


4. What's your favourite setting for a meal? What's the food?


5. What kind of tail do you want?

[grendelchild.livejournal.com]

me too :)

[kneeshooter]

1. What colour are you really? What colour am I?


2. When are you going to rise to the bait?


3. Do you practise that scowl from your icon?


4. What looks better in black and white, and what looks better in colour?


5. Did I do it?