Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

[kneeshooter]

The Day After Tomorrow - just say no.

Turgid, emotionless tripe. I feared the involvement of Roland Emmerich, and I was right to. Even nice special effects didn't save me from the pain...

I can't bear to think about it anymore. It hurts.

http://www.livejournal.com/community/m15m/2025.html#cutid1 is much funnier.

Comments

[mrssshhh.livejournal.com]

The 15 Minute movies are ace.

Fave bit in this one, apart from Dr Bilbo spitting bile and ranting before he dies, has to be;

SOME JAPANESE GUY: Aieeee! I run across the street for no apparent reason!

HAILSTONE: BANZAI!

SOME JAPANESE GUY: *thunk*

[captainweasel.livejournal.com]

I liked The bit where they were chased by the... freezingness... or something.
why didn't they burn the furniture?

[bacony.livejournal.com]

They needed it to make snowshoes.

[captainweasel.livejournal.com]

from all those tables? ;)

[ikkleblacktruck.livejournal.com]

I thought it was meant to be a comedy? I haven't seen it yet, but the trailers always make me laugh.

[wulfboy.livejournal.com]

My good mate Prof WOody watched it a week or so ago, and yet still sporadically yelps "It was terrible" if you poke him. I think he was personally offended.

"Run! The cold will get us! But It can't open doors!"
"Ve Are super-intelligent Kommunist cybernetik wulfhunds, ve vill make ourvay to the top of the Empire State Building und thus survive the coming tidalwave so ve can threaten foolish amerikans later!"

[berrega.livejournal.com]

So it was actually worse than van helsing?

[kneeshooter]

In my opinion, yes.