Hotels eh!

[kneeshooter]

Got to love London on a conference. At least, the couple next door seem to be doing something that in some rather naive circles could be associated with love...

Loudly.

What happene when you put bleach in ears?

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[caddyman.livejournal.com]

Beeswax?

[kissmeforlonger.livejournal.com]

Doesn't hotel reception have spare earplugs?

[ikkleblacktruck.livejournal.com]

Fairer ear-hair?

Bleach/ear interface

[curlwomble.livejournal.com]

You get white noise?

[venta.livejournal.com]

Would that be your ears, or someone else's ears ?

[bacony.livejournal.com]

Skin irritation and surprisingly little else.

Unless it gets stuck there, in which case it will crackle when you move your head until it works its way out again.

[feanelwa.livejournal.com]

You don't go deaf. If said bleach is followed by blue hair dye or even just ink, people ask you if you're in an abusive relationship for the next week.

[mutualdesire.livejournal.com]

Non-sequitur, but are you going to Eddie's tonight? Got a phone call today which says I officially owe you a drink.

[kneeshooter]

Ooh - well done!

No, I'm still in London.