Stress Test
Jun. 4th, 2003 06:32 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kneeshooterThe following attached picture is a stress test developed by leading European psychologists.
Using a simple photo of two dolphins, they have used a combination of ancient Chinese feng shui techniques and modern scientific research on harmonic resonances to distort the picture slightly.
This test is likely to be used in staff restructuring to match employees with totally unsuitable roles within
the new structure.
The practical upshot of this is that you can tell simply by looking at the picture whether you're over the EU approved level of workplace stress.
Look at the following picture.
If you see 2 dolphins, everything is ok, but if you see ANYTHING else, you work too hard. Stop immediately and go
back home...
Using a simple photo of two dolphins, they have used a combination of ancient Chinese feng shui techniques and modern scientific research on harmonic resonances to distort the picture slightly.
This test is likely to be used in staff restructuring to match employees with totally unsuitable roles within
the new structure.
The practical upshot of this is that you can tell simply by looking at the picture whether you're over the EU approved level of workplace stress.
Look at the following picture.
If you see 2 dolphins, everything is ok, but if you see ANYTHING else, you work too hard. Stop immediately and go
back home...
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Date: 2003-06-04 10:57 am (UTC)Can I go home now?
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Date: 2003-06-04 11:23 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2003-06-04 03:08 pm (UTC)Plus - cut me some slack - I've watched some of my friends list do "Which Dysfunctional Care Bear" are you - when in my mind that is so 2002...
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Date: 2003-06-04 04:38 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2003-06-04 09:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-06-04 11:45 am (UTC)Danger! Danger! Warning!
Date: 2003-06-05 11:11 pm (UTC)Oh No! It’s a psychotic evil super villain and the cow is its evil hench-bovine!
Run, or swim, for the hills before it is tooooooo late, do it now I say, do it NOW!